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zoo mouth

after a night of drinking large quantities of beer or liquor, you wake up the next morning with a bad taste in your mouth and it feels like every animal in the zoo came by and shit in your mouth.
I woke up with some bad zoo mouth. I shouldn't have drank that much last night.
by Chris Lamb April 25, 2006
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Magma Mouth

A rarely dangerous, but often bothersome medical phenomenon in which molten rock is violently projected from the mouth. Generally associated with Lava Teeth dental disorder or the gum disease known as Gingivitis.
"Sweetie, my penis feels a bit charred."

"Oops! Must have been the Magma Mouth."
by emmaruby January 13, 2008
mugGet the Magma Mouthmug.

big mouth

The best show on this earth (jays fine asf)
by finnlvr3 June 3, 2022
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Cunted in the Mouth

A sad feeling. Initially associated with being royally screwed over but has now been generalised to any given situation involving personal turmoil.
1. That pompey steamer really cunted me in the mouth.

2. That one nil whooping on fifa street left me feeling as though i had been cunted in the mouth. Ouch.
by The Circle April 6, 2005
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Vagina Mouth

1) Someone who is constantly talking about vaginas.

2)Someone(usually a woman) who's mouth is used as a vagina, almost like blow job, but not exactly, a mouth fuck involves the male partner to stand up while the female gets on her knees and the male thrusts his cock into her mouth until he finishes, then she swallows.
"Dude, shut up, your a cock blocking vagina mouth."

"wow, my girlfriend is such a vagina mouth, as soon as i get home, shes already on her knees!"
by whyucarewhoiam? April 2, 2010
mugGet the Vagina Mouthmug.

Glastonbury Mouthful

To completely insert one's erect penis and testicles into another one's mouth.
"Aw man, I was getting a blow-job from my girlfriend last night and all of a sudden she gobbled up my nuts at the same time to pull off a Glastonbury mouthful."
by Dan, Bryan and Troy April 17, 2007
mugGet the Glastonbury Mouthfulmug.

mouth fucker

quit fucking me in the mouth you mouth fucker
by eric September 1, 2003
mugGet the mouth fuckermug.

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