Ming

A person who has a girlfriend but is still horny/desperate for other chicks.

Yo man, have you heard about Tommy? He's such a Ming - he has a girlfriend of 4 years but he's still creeping on Jenny.

Stop Minging - you have a girlfriend.

by USC27 March 5, 2013

minger

Basically minger is an ugly person!

To be a minger you need to be:

(fat, retard, just plain ugly and have big, bushy eye-brows!)

These are not my opinions so don't shout at me >_>

Oh wat a minger, mate!
Yesh she is fat, a retard, just plain ugly and has big, bushy eye-brows!

Lol sossie! (Harriet clarke - jk)

by Flora Veale September 4, 2005

Ming Hawk

Minging skank hawk , spunk bucket , gantter

Yer maw on a gid day

by Sandaltron May 17, 2003

Minge Gut

When your stomach is so slack that it joins up with your minge. This is usually seem in the obese, after child birth and in the majority of women over 45.

Look at the minge gut on that!

Can you see my minge gut in this?

by Sarah July 9, 2004

minger

the ugliest person i know. she is the definition of smelly and fat and is terrible at netball. lazy and ungrateful, a minger sleeps and eats more than anything else. you'd rather saw off your own foot than dare walking closer to her

wow that erin girl is such a minger!

by erinchappleisgay June 16, 2010

Minge-face

Harry White

Harry is a minge-face

by B-bong and stoned-steadily October 23, 2003

Minger

a minger is some one who is butt ugly in every way. someone who gives you unpleasent shivers of the spine makes your skin crawl. just plain ewwww.

Collins; On the page, OK, he's pretty bad. In the flesh, he's all-time king of the mingers!

by LIA FAN August 29, 2009