A practical joke played amongst males. Unlike the purple nurple, Teet milking involves back-handing/hitting the victims’ nipple rather than twisting it. The teet milking process can take time, often resulting in bruising, redness, and even blood emitting from the victims nipple(s)
James - "Can I offer you a glass of....TEET MILK"
Eric - "um whats teet milk?"
(Jim takes his victim buy surprise, back-handing his teet in full force)
Eric - "um whats teet milk?"
(Jim takes his victim buy surprise, back-handing his teet in full force)
by Austin Simpson September 30, 2007
Get the Teet Milkmug. Something mildly bad/unpleasant which has already happened, and nothing much can be done about. Usually referred to in the context of "stop crying over spilt milk".
by robbo May 28, 2004
Get the spilt milkmug. 
kip: oh nice one, this is my birthday milk
Pa: ya wont be sayin that when you drink it on your birthday
Pa: ya wont be sayin that when you drink it on your birthday
by PaMcD January 29, 2009
Get the Birthday Milkmug. by Chodey McSnatch August 3, 2015
Get the Milk Shittermug. Vodka milk?? Monday night?? Spoons with the ladzzzz not going Well??? Grab that vodka, bitttchhhh, add that milky boiii n the party ain't stopping there you end up dancing on the table to arctic monkeys like your history essay is 4999 words out of 5000 being that Sheffield lad u were born n raised ass bbabbyyy.
A drink only the bold would try, nearly a white Russian only a legend would be named after it, try it I dare ya but u will never be THE Vodka milk
A drink only the bold would try, nearly a white Russian only a legend would be named after it, try it I dare ya but u will never be THE Vodka milk
Person 1: who is he? That keisha Becky boy over there? It's vodka milk.........?
Person 2: I have my tea with milk... Vodka milk
Person 3: I want a milf... a vodka milf
Person 2: I have my tea with milk... Vodka milk
Person 3: I want a milf... a vodka milf
by TP22VM November 20, 2019
Get the Vodka milkmug. The end of the penis where ejaculate appears to drip from after a man finishes is called a milk thistle.
A friend of mine recommended I give Julia a go, as he was quite impressed by the work she did last night on his milk thistle.
by whinoleum May 14, 2011
Get the milk thistlemug.