midget

someone who's small (shorter than you) and annoying

you're such a midget

oh midget (Can also be used as a nickname)

by tin.ofbiscuits11 December 5, 2017

midget's dozen

(n) a group or set of 5.

Bagel Shop Person: How many bagels do you want? Is a half a dozen good?
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.

by DWBB April 22, 2016

thirsty midget

when your too lazy or tired to go to the bathroom and you just pee in a girls mouth

im so fucking hung over , i could use a thirsty midget right now

by Duff Munger May 15, 2016

Pure Midget

Not just a midget but the purest and smallest of midgets. The smallest peoples who are not actual dwarves.

Oi, your mate is a pure midget

by a fan of Harry Potter May 4, 2018

Mauling The Midget

masterbating

"yo bro I got done mauling the midget"

by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020

Mega-Midget

Someone who is unattractively short.

"Have you seen Todd? He's a Mega-Midget."

by Person Man the 3rd April 28, 2020

Midget

When there’s very little weed left in a blunt, but not enough to smoke it.

“Hey man, pass the midget”

by Midgetqueen May 28, 2020