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midget problems

1. Doesn't get enough head.
2. Always wants head.
3.Gets head from other People and say to ther Boyfriend or girlfriend it didn't mean anything to them
1."Man you don't get enough head boi you have midget problems."
2."Boi you always want head you got midget problems."
3."Boi you been getting head from everyone but me and you say it don't mean a thang boi please you got midget probles!"
by Chrissy Perry March 12, 2005
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Midget Overlord

An east-coast high-school terminology meaning: "To exert authority, with low stature".
"Charlie really is a Midget Overlord," said Tom. "He is the coolest kid on campus."
by CharlesD May 6, 2006
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strangle a midget

Another way of saying you have to poop or take a shit
Q: Where is Dave? A: He just ate ten tacos. He had to go strangle a midget.
by Joe Z May 3, 2008
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vanilla midget

Vanilla = Boring
Midget = Small

Used by the Legendary Kevin Nash to describe the oompa loompas Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, Eddie Gurerro, ect.

Nash knew they would drive the fans away so heroically buried them for the good of the company.

Sadly the WWE started to push these losers and as a result ratings are in the gutter.
by NashMark March 26, 2005
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Midge

A hairless pussy cat. Predominantly found in Havana, Illinois.
Mister Bigglesworth is a midge. Amy has a midge.
by Onetothenuts November 15, 2012
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Mental midget

A guy with an ego under 4'8".
A mental midget is not above making your life miserable.
by Solid Mantis August 31, 2018
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midget

acronym for 'mini idiots dangerously growing even tinier'
omg look @ da midget ova der.. hez lyk so smal!
by juss anotherr gurl... October 1, 2005
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