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Mattress

The combination of the words Model and Waitress. Used to describe small time models who cannot support herself with only modeling income, and require side jobs such as waitressing.
Jim likes to brag about dating a model even though she is really just a Mattress
by StarberryBSD June 7, 2011
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Flip the fucken mattress

When a girl orgasms so hard, it necessitates "flipping the fucken mattress" because of the pool she's left.
Gabe: Yo, was Keia Cole over last night?
Me: Yeah, man, shit got so wild, I had to flip the fucken mattress this morning.
by steingasm May 18, 2011
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duel masters

A TCG(aka CCG) being supposed to be a simplified Magic:The Gathering with some ripped-off elements from the Yu-Gi-Oh tcg.
The anime is just some random rip-off from the YGO anime. The figures got horrible hair styles and most of the series they talk about them.
Even tho badly dubbed with "Heart of the cards" invented shit, YGO by far outbeats this; The TCG aswell.

Short said: Magic:tG for n00bs.
A n00b plays Duel Masters.
A pro plays Magic or YGO.
An ub3r pro plays Magic or YGO and actually understands their rules.

n00b: "OMG I SUMMON MY BOLSHAK DRAGON!!11!1"
Pro-player: "stfu, go play some real tcg"
by phoenixfire2001 February 9, 2005
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matterbation

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.
I was struggling with matterbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.
by Steven Wylie August 5, 2006
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mattress smacker

Either anal or straight sex, while the bottom party is really enjoying it.
Last night, I boned my girlfriend really hard for the very first time and she’s such a mattress smacker!
by bbwologist April 26, 2006
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Mattress Queen

Term used to describe an individual that receives money or other tangible assets in exchange for sexual favors.
Occupation: Domestic Goddess, Secretary, Assistant,Mattress Queen
by tomsw December 28, 2007
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Chode troll mattress turtle

A short troll-figure like female who lays on thy back so much she might as well strap a matress to that back like a turtle wears a shell.

Her figure must be a combination of a chode ie/ short and fat. Or that of the old troll dall that has the cheese wheel thighs
chode troll mattress turtle.
compound word.

AKA/ chode oger

dude all your sister does sprawl out on her back and get fuked all day.it discusting

short fat troll
she is a matress turtle, cause she wears her mattress like a shell.
by dickvanchecker January 5, 2010
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