Merchan

Tends to be a bug-eyed individual who is also a traitor. Corrupt to the core.

That merchan is a real fag.

by BParkerPNUS May 31, 2024

Marching

The state of complete sadness and doom

“Do you think charlotte and ruby are marching?” “I dont wanna talk right now im marching” “charlotte is distraughtmaxxing ruby but rubys marching”

by charubicorn henry February 11, 2026

Marshanna

The het RPF ship between Detroit rapper Marshall “Eminem” Mathers and Barbadian singer Robyn Rihanna Fenty.

This ship was specifically more popular back in the early 2010s when Eminem and Rihanna were still collaborating together.

Person 1: *reading something on the phone*

Person 2: What the hell are you reading?

Person 1: *looks up* Hm? Oh, me? Why, I’m reading some Marshanna fanfiction on Wattpad!

Person 2: Marshanna? What’s Marshanna?

Person 1: Oh, Marshanna is the ship between Eminem and Rihanna. Nothing too crazy.

Person 2: Oh, yeah, THOSE two…They were definitely fucking back in the day.

by Robbie :3 August 5, 2025

wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.

michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95

by GM September 10, 2003

Holla Merchant

Someone who is too cool for School.

"Look, there's Sam Prior, he's such a Holla Merchant

by DnBsoldier July 19, 2009

rant merchant

A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.

"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."

by RantMerchant October 26, 2009

Fudge Merchant

One who sell's or deals in the supply of fudge.

However similar to the that of the Homosexual term of "Fudge-Packer" and it means one who indulges in Homosexual acts. Also know as "Lad Central".

I met Charlie Eldeing last night he was a right Fudge Merchant.

by OTFB March 21, 2010