maturation

to mature, to ripe, to make wine able to drink.

the fruit is just now going threw maturation.

by just a girl from the city November 14, 2018

culinary masturbation

When you cook yourself an amazing culinary treat

Today I pleasured myself with a bit of culinary masturbation by baking myself a sinfully sweet chocolate cheesecake with a warm caramel drizzle.

by venefica May 17, 2011

Invisible Masturbation

When you put your hands in the air and say "invisible masturbation" it is a common term as it means no one else can see you masturbating in public

"Hey he's having invisible masturbation!"
"WOW he's cool, he's having some invisible masturbation

by Knowitalltohelpyouknowitall September 24, 2011

Masturbation

Although, pronounced really as Master Bation, is a suffering of bating who becomes their master. By masturbation, will cast away that tormenting spirit that haunts within their minds. Towards a more well suited ruler to bless their soul once their handy work has endured. Of course, that tormenting spirit finds this as an exciting game to play, so torments constantly non-stop and continually making the masturbation go on and on.

Ben liked having a quick bash of his bishop, only things turned slightly awkward. A tormenting spirit saw this masturbation go on, and realising how the mind his satisfies was not as he prefered. Within bens mind this spirit kept reminding him, by saying 'you're me' non-stop, of the master he has upon his head. So at several intervals, all day and all week, till he rubbed sore, masterbated till his mind was at peace and had the master he wished for.

by Long Johns October 24, 2014

Menstruation

A period of time that occurs once a month in which women experience frustration with men.

Michael: Yo, my girl has been acting so bitchy lately and I just bought her Gucci shoes
Michael's friend: Maybe she has menstruation

by stargirllover June 8, 2018

masturbation

The act of 'touching' oneself in order to feel 'pleasure'. Something only done by the very lonely and desperate. One of the least attractive things one can possibly do.

Guy: Hey. I tried to work on my masturbation problem.... I couldn't resist the urges.

Girl: -gags and resists puking- ehhhhh.... you must be so lonely. No wonder you can't get a friggin girlfriend.

Guy: Dammit

by lilcurlytopUSA March 30, 2010

Pitcher Masturbation

verb; the act of males masturbating

Most teenage boys perform pitcher masturbation

by gaybuddy42 February 18, 2011