Mutie

Mute (noun) is a creature, most often human, who has been mutated by radiation and acuired monster-like properties, such as green skin, huge muscle growth, warts and disfigurations. This is usualy acompanied by lowered intelect, increased resilliance, and an intense hatred of people unnafected (see normies)

Fuckin' muties ain't gonna get in MY bomb shelter.

Them muties have been stealin' my chickens again.

by Pügsly September 29, 2003

Muted Trumpet

Similar to the rusty trombone except performed on a woman. While giving her a rim job you reach around and slide your fingers into her sweet spot, thus appearing to be playing a muted trumpet.

by The Jive Turkies March 27, 2003

mutual masturbation

When two people mutually decide to play Guitar Hero with one guitar controller. In this situation, one person takes one set of buttons on the controller while the other takes the rest. This is done to enhance performance, but, due to a lack of unison and timing, this configuration typically results in failure.

Dude #1: Ok, you take green to yellow, and I'll handle blue and orange.
Dude #2: Mutual masturbation sucks, let's just go jack off together.
Dude #1: After More Than a Feeling, bitch!

by hugebreasticle March 15, 2007

Mutant

1. A relatively permanent change in hereditary material involving either a physical change in chromosome relations or a biochemical change in the codons that make up genes; also : the process of producing a mutation

2. An individual strain or trait resulting from mutation

3. Very rarely used term by young gay people themselves who feel unattached with the mainstream because of either shyness, bullying by others and or being a homosexual.

4. A class of Superhuman Beings (Homo Superior) in the Marvel Comics Universe who are born with latent abilities far surpassing that of regular Humans (Homo Sapien).

1) Virtually every living thing is a mutation.

2) See example 1.

3) " I feel I am a mutant, being a gay man I know what being a mutant must feel like." - Sir Ian McKellen

4) The X-Men are a group of mutants who try their best to protect a world that hates and fears them.

by Cryo-Morph X September 21, 2003

ur mutha

A definition almost alike to your mom (ur mom) usuall used as a conmeback for those who have trouble. Used to piss people off and start shit.

dude 1: Dude wuts up?
dude 2: Ur mutha
dude 1: what u say bout my momma

by Urgeey January 29, 2005

Piss Muting

When you piss on the side of the bowl of the toilet instead of the water to make less noise at night.

Mom: Johnny, if you're staying up late tonight be sure to mute your piss so you don't wake me up.

Another example:
Friend 1: Hey I have to piss. What if I wake your parents?
Friend 2: Dude just use Piss Muting.
Friend 1: Great idea why didn't I think of that?

by the way... August 11, 2013

mutation

the key to our evolution

by semph June 21, 2003