magic mushroom 

mushrooms that get one high. Supposedly non adictive. And now for the mindless rant of... the magic mushroom

shrooms
forest goodies
fungus amungus (Incubus, go get it!)
shroomies
jungle joo-joo bees
trip'n toadstools
nature's narcotics

magic mushroom by killer cheese wedge March 6, 2003

Shitake Mushroom 

Slang for a small penis.

"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.

Shitake Mushroom by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

jiggling mushroom 

An overweight person who wears too tight a pair of jeans and shirt, giving them the appearance of a mushroom top. While they walk, they often jiggle.

Traci: Wow jiggling mushroom at 12 o'clock.
James: Yeah they should ban fat people from skinny jeans...

jiggling mushroom by Traci&James™ January 9, 2009

detouring yourself in the mushroom truck 

Slang for beating off in a dirty or generally disgusting bathroom stall.

Don't ever be detouring yourself in the mushroom truck when John walks in. It won't be pretty.

detouring yourself in the mushroom truck by Gafoto January 16, 2008

Shitaki Mushroom Stamp 

(verb)Latin. It is when a man has anal innercorse. After which the penis is pulled from the anus and Stamped on the head of the receiver.

All women need a Shitaki Mushroom Stamp the keep in check.

Shitaki Mushroom Stamp by Jason foeler (The Shank) May 5, 2005

Dirty Mushroom 

When a guy takes his hard dick, after having anal sex and swings it as hard as he can, hitting a person (hopefully a girl) on her cheek with his penis. If done correctly it will leave a mushroom imprint for several minutes with a lasting red spot afterwards and a nice brown mushroom stain.

That stupid bitch pissed me off so I stuck it in her ass and then gave her a nice Dirty Mushroom

Dirty Mushroom by zack dazuk July 7, 2011

The Mushroom 

When about to ejaculate quickly shoot your load in the sexual partners hair which will create a wetsticky surface on the persons hair which is similar to the top of a moist mushroom like one you might find in a pleasent area of english woodland

a variation in the word is (shroom hair)

Last night i mushroomed my partner
i Have commited the mushroom on some bird last night

Hah i just gave you a proper mushroom

My Dad just mushroomed your mum

I Mushroomed your wife Last Night

The Mushroom by Mchazzmo May 19, 2009