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Shitake Mushroom 

"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.
Shitake Mushroom by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

jiggling mushroom 

An overweight person who wears too tight a pair of jeans and shirt, giving them the appearance of a mushroom top. While they walk, they often jiggle.
Traci: Wow jiggling mushroom at 12 o'clock.
James: Yeah they should ban fat people from skinny jeans...

detouring yourself in the mushroom truck 

Slang for beating off in a dirty or generally disgusting bathroom stall.
Don't ever be detouring yourself in the mushroom truck when John walks in. It won't be pretty.

Shitaki Mushroom Stamp 

(verb)Latin. It is when a man has anal innercorse. After which the penis is pulled from the anus and Stamped on the head of the receiver.
All women need a Shitaki Mushroom Stamp the keep in check.

Dirty Mushroom 

When a guy takes his hard dick, after having anal sex and swings it as hard as he can, hitting a person (hopefully a girl) on her cheek with his penis. If done correctly it will leave a mushroom imprint for several minutes with a lasting red spot afterwards and a nice brown mushroom stain.
That stupid bitch pissed me off so I stuck it in her ass and then gave her a nice Dirty Mushroom
Dirty Mushroom by zack dazuk July 7, 2011

The Mushroom 

When about to ejaculate quickly shoot your load in the sexual partners hair which will create a wetsticky surface on the persons hair which is similar to the top of a moist mushroom like one you might find in a pleasent area of english woodland

a variation in the word is (shroom hair)
Last night i mushroomed my partner
i Have commited the mushroom on some bird last night

Hah i just gave you a proper mushroom

My Dad just mushroomed your mum

I Mushroomed your wife Last Night
The Mushroom by Mchazzmo May 19, 2009