macroni

When you can't describe something horribly terrifying that you want to look away from but you can and yet it's completely awesome for the pure fact that it exists and or is currently happening.

1"Did i just see a midget climb out of a cows vagina?"
2"Yup"
3"macroni"

by CarlOnDutyBlackCops January 21, 2015

Macrophile

Wants to be stepped on by Godzilla.

I am such a Macrophile, it really tickles me in all of the right places, my cock gets hard just at the thought of mommy-zilla.

by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021

macrocyclops americanus

1
the only ever phytoplankton that has an ABSOLUTE sigma male grindset
2
Referring to anyone who is an American sigma male
3
macrocyclops americ anus

1 : macrocyclops americanus
2 : why you talking about the sigma
1 : idk man

by banflimflam May 25, 2022

Doing a Macron

Marrying your teacher while she is 25 years older than you.

I married my teacher. I am 18 and she's 43, I was doing a Macron

by Duusuboi official August 6, 2020

Macho Wipe

Macho wipe is another word for paper towel. Yet is only used when one runs out of toilet paper during certain bathroom related processes like taking a dump.

Yo, man you're out of toilet paper again!!! Grab me a macho wipe, STAT!

by M. Churchill June 11, 2007

Macdougals

Arrestingly large, round boobs, particularly in tight clothing, so that the fabric is stretched to maximum tension.

Holy shit, look at those Macdougals! They're about to break loose!

by Mitch St. Mitchels October 3, 2008

MacDonalds Fuck Boi

That Kid at MacDonalds who keeps trying to fuck your girlfriend but is to bitch to say anything to your face

Bro 1: that kids getting punched if he keeps it up
Bro 2: who ?
Bro 1: that Chance kid, he's the MacDonalds Fuck Boi.
Bro 2: Man I heard that no one wants his greasy Mc Chode

by J_715 June 30, 2016