Left Testicle

The testicle no one likes. Its the one who always is slacking off while the right one does all the work!

Damn my left testicle keeps banging agains the right one. Now suck on it bitch!

by fuckretardsintheass! November 19, 2004

left-handers

Someone who smokes cannabis; a stoner. A normal cigarette is called a "right-handed cigarette" and a joint is called a "left-handed cigarette". This is a special code used to allow people to speak freely in public about their plans to smoke pot.

"It smells like left-handers in here."

by Master Beta July 30, 2008

Leftist

Another word for hypocrite. Examples include woke college students raging against capitalism with a smart phone in one hand and a Starbucks latte in the other. Limousine liberal famous actors lecturing the public about climate change and inequality while traveling the world on private jets and hoarding their wealth in overseas tax shelters. Leftist college professors who shame their students with accusations of white privilege but live in snow white suburbs and send their kids to snow white school districts. Western feminists and LGBTQ activists who stand ready to burn down a local Christian bakery but don’t seem to give a shit when oppressed women and LGBTQ people are imprisoned, raped or lynched in Muslim majority countries around the world. The list is endless

I stand for everything Inclaim to oppose. I must be a leftist.

by Dupaspock Johnson December 31, 2020

left

Term meaning "to be killed." If a person is killed, they got left

Yo that motherfucker got left

If you caught a felony, you caught a f
If you got killed, you got left
-Big L ebonics

by Buff McMuscles May 13, 2005

leftovers

Someone who gets the rest of a guy after someone else has finished.

Usually done by ugly people who can't find their own partners.

Sarah was rejected by every guy that her prettier friend had so she decided to go after the one ugly one and get her "leftovers".

by hshsj March 30, 2009

left hand

An extra hand God gave humans so that they could high five themselves.

Kid playing Counter-Strike alone: DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT? I HEADSHOTTED HIM FROM ACROSS THE MAP!
*raises left hand and high fives it with right hand*
*cries*

by justfetus January 13, 2011

left-winged nut

A left winged nut is someone that is a liberal extremist.

There are somebody that is overly vocal about their opinion, and is confident that it is the correct one.

Many people refer to Al Gore as a left-winged nut, especially after his controversial movie, "An Inconvenient Truth," where he skews data pertaining to the effect of Global Warming.

by Justanothergal November 21, 2010