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Lesbian in denial 

Someone who likes girls, and only girls but will not admit it.
Chelsea: Jasmine is soo cute x]
Bekah: You're so gay.
Geo: Yes, she is.
Chelsea: No I'm not, I could like penis if I really wanted.
Bekah: Okay, how about him *Points to gorgeous boy*
Geo: He's hot.
Chelsea: ....Ew...Aw look Jasmine :]
Bekah: You're gay.
Chelsea: No....I'm not...
Bekah: You are such a lesbian in denial.

Lesbian Ass

An unfortunate circumstance for a man usually approaching middle age where his ass extends up, becoming one with his love handles, forming an ass more commonly seen at a Lilith Fair show, peaking out from under a hockey jersey, with the owner's fingers interlocked with a woman possessing a similar ass.
Your boy ain't exactly fat, but he got a "Lesbian Ass"!
Lesbian Ass by cwilly3 May 29, 2008

Lesbian love

The strongest form of love. Stronger than Penguin love.
Frank lesbian loves Michellee. Michellee lesbian loves frank too.
Lesbian love by Acronym808910 April 9, 2019

Lesbian Sleepover 

A Lesbian Sleepover occurs when two heterosexual individuals, who might otherwise engage in sexual activity, opt to spend the night cuddling. The next morning is often a continuation of the non-sexual contact, with intermittent dry humping. In extreme cases, an over-the-pants hand job may be introduced. It is important to note that absence of penetration is replaced with frequent, if not constant discussions. The only known cure for a Lesbian Sleepover is gabblejacking, which tears down the hookup barrier instantaneously.
I had a Lesbian Sleepover last night, but I did get an OTPHJ.
Lesbian Sleepover by OTPHJ Fan October 16, 2012

Lesbian Sex 

Something you shouldn’t want to read your sick especially if your a old man:/ but if your that sick their is thing below or above sadly as a lesbian girl we are human we aren’t just people that do sex tapes bro
man 1:lesbian sex is so hot
man 2:your a sick person bro
Lesbian Sex by baddie baka June 20, 2021

Lesbian Sex 

Basically the same thing as normal sex but subtract the dick and the man and you use more stuff than protection.
Maria was at home drinking her wine glass. She was watching stuff about sex on TV. Her friend, Bianca, was planning to come hang out. 1 hour later Bianca came inside. "Hello?" She said. "Oh hey bianca!" And they hugged each other. They went into Maria's room and talked for a while until they turned the TV on in Maria's room. A lesbian sex channel was on. They watched it for about 3 hours and got wetter in their pussies. Maria was so horny that she picked up Bianca and threw her on her bed. Maria took off her clothes and started kissing Bianca. Bianca repeated what Maria did and took her clothes off, too. Pretty soon Bianca was humping Maria from the back. "OH YEAH HARDER BABY BIANCA HARDER!" "YESSSS MARIA" They did atleast something to each other all night. They fell asleep spooning and did it again

the next day.
Lesbian Sex by cakezfakez June 14, 2018

Lesbian Human Toilet 

A sweetly perverted lesbian, girl or woman who offers HER mouth, lips, throat and stomach to other lesbians, girls or women for use as an actual toilet. Activities include spitting, pissing and sometimes even shitting (and vomiting) into the toilet girl's mouth.

Sometimes a mouth/jaw vice is applied to force the toilet girl's mouth open for extended periods of time. Usually when she is consuming the excretions of 2 or more lesbians.

Many Hollywood actresses and female musicians use hot lesbian groupies as Lesbian Human Toilets.
Did you hear the hot-gossip rumor that Paris Hilton regularly requires her lezbo groupies to be a "Lesbian Human Toilet" before Paris will grant them girl-sex with her?