Mortimer Jordan

Well, a school where football is praised and academics are made into a joke, it’s full of daddy’s money little sluts, preppy sluts who think they own the world, a few normal people, and then people who will probably marry their sketch book or an animal when they’re older. Also this school is filled with nicotine addicts, sluts, and rednecks!
guy1: do you go to mortimer jordan
guy2: yes why
guy3: i bet its aweful
by TheBiggestBitch April 15, 2020
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Jordan and Sabrina

A perfect couple that were meant to be together. They will die for each other if they have to. They've loved each other when they first made eye contact. They will be married once they finish college. The best couple you will find. They will live each other until the end.
Girl 1: WOW! Who's that couple over there?
Girl 2: I don't know. Do you?
Girl 1: No. But they totally look like a Jordan and Sabrina
Girl 2: Those names are made for each other.
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jordan long

someone who cant catch a ball at 1 meter per hour
also someone who likes to say "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt"
whaaaaaaaaaaaat? you're a jordan long?
by drui drui March 01, 2022
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Jordan Peterson

A fuckin' white male Canadian psychologist that has harnessed meme magick with his Kermit voice. He utters things that have been kept secret from the foundation of the world.
Jordan Peterson: "Hey, you need to sort yourself out bucko."

SJW: "Oh no sir, and you may refer to me as zey/zer, Bill C-16 has finally passed."

Jordan Peterson: "Clean up your room!"
by Artilectual Thanatos July 26, 2017
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Michael Jordan

the real great one. The greatest basketball player of all time. The greatest thing that happened to the Bulls
1991,1992,1993,1996,1997,1998 Michael Jordan is GOD
by j-cho(really jericho) November 16, 2005
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jordan bortis

Monkey boy lookin kid with small biceps that enjoys taking pictures of his nude body in the mirror
Jordan Bortis? If I saw the kid i'd tell him "shut up monkey boy"
by MrStealYoToast March 02, 2018
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michael jordan

none needed. he's the shit.
by F22 August 30, 2004
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