jessica barden

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jessica barden is so pretty and sexy

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Jessica Coster

Jessica is usually a blonde girl who is into horses and vaping. She goes for boys with white utes usually named Alex . Jessica is also very kinky girl in bed

Jessica Coster oh that’s one fine hunny bun

by Rockstar 123 April 2, 2019

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Pulling a Jessica

When someone teases another with a fraction of information about an unknown topic or event, then refuses to elaborate.

Pulling a Jessica:
“Hey I just had the worst day of my life.”
“Oh no! What happened??”
“...” *walks away*

by ToucanPlayThisGame July 1, 2019

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The chick on MTV that everyone loves. She's very pretty, isn't a slut, but she annoys me more than Britney Spears ever did (which was a lot). Whether she acts or is dumb isn't an issue, it is stupid and she ain't funny! She is moody as hell, and was stuck up on her faith, but you never see her go to church on the show and I hear her father, (a former baptist preacher) left his church after she became fameous. She also made her husband Nick, formally a devout Catholic (like my self currently), convert! She always has to have it her way and is slowly making her talentless sister Ashlee turn into a lesbo. One more thing, I despise how she ruins classics.

I refused to watch the holiday special w/ my girlfiend b/c on the preview for it I saw her doing the scene from A Christmas Story where the tongue gets stuck to the flag pole. HOW DARE SHE BUTCHER SUCH A CLASSIC????!!!!

by Steve January 27, 2005

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