to pull a jake

verb; to act or behave like a retard in more than one way

to pull a jake: "Man, I got banned on LS-RP for sharing my account. I pulled a jake..."

by gundus September 19, 2016

Jake Anderson

Known as a blonde Arrogant albino lookin rat who brags about average awards and a shitty best and fairest. He has the smallest cock known to ever exist and has a reputation of being a perv who dreams of rooting 6 year olds. This little boy thinks he’s top shit and anyone in Gippsland would do anything to hook him in the jaw. Everyone knows he’s gay and bisexual but he continues to deny such allegations.

Hi I’m Jake Anderson and u can fuck me in the ass DADDY.

by Camsbuchaneggs May 29, 2020

Jake Sim

A beautiful, handsome, more talented than you will ever be, perfect, funny, cute, amazing man. The loml. Stan Enhypen. Stan Jake.

Person 1: Who is that handsome man with that dog named Layla in Enhypen?
Person 2: You mean Jake Sim?

by JakeSimWife June 8, 2022

jake sully

the big boy. the hottest being in all of humanity. he's real and married to me. a big 9 foot tall blue creature.

"i can't stop watching this jake sully edit he's so fine"
"fr"

by papalouiesasscheeks May 14, 2023

jake johnston

It’s ok, what you’re going through right now triumphs my ass. You are a man and you are strong. You got this, man. U da man as they say. Crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, I love you . rock on 🤘

It’s ok, what jake johnston is going through right now triumphs my ass. jake is a man and he are strong. jake’s got this, man. jake da man as they say. crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, i love jake . rock on 🤘

by tfmnkty8mplu9m9 May 20, 2021

Jake Messenger

Some cunt that no one likes or loves, especially his dad

Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."

by Julzy168 April 4, 2018

Jake, really?

Named after one special individual who kept outdoing their own stupidity.

To be used when someone does something so idiotic, it can only be responded to with “really?”

“Bro, did you seriously have sex with her after you found out she had an STD?” “Jake, really?”

by StatGlass July 2, 2021