To stare at someone who is obviously wrong, lying, inappropriate, or asking you something you will never answer. The blank stare continues until they realize their mistake and the awkwardness reaches fever pitch.
So, he said he called, but since there was no record of this on my caller id, no missed calls on my cell, and no message on either phone, I blank-faced him until he admitted that he had meant to call me but hadn't actually called me.
by Boogiedownbronx May 28, 2009

Eating so much sodium-laden fast food late at night that you don't recognize yourself in the mirror the next morning.
"Damn. Did you see old gal today? Her face was so blown up I couldn't even recognize her. She must have Super Sized at McDonald's last night."
"Help. Someone. Let me out of here. I am stuck inside this face prison and I can't get out!"
"Help. Someone. Let me out of here. I am stuck inside this face prison and I can't get out!"
by Alfsonso March 17, 2010

by McGmoney March 14, 2011

(function: noun)
(pronunciation: feys-twit)
1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.
2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.
3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
(pronunciation: feys-twit)
1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.
2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.
3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
1. Joe is a face-twit for getting fired from her job because she kept surfing Twitter posts during work hours.
2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.
3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.
3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
by Emperor of the Americas August 29, 2010

by aConcernedParent February 24, 2010

When an individual gains weight solely in the face and cheek region, giving the illusion of obesity or lack of fitness.
This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.
also written as "face lbs"
This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.
also written as "face lbs"
Stephanie: Holy shit did you see Luke Wilson in that AT&T commercial?
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.
Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.
Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.
by Sean Sloman July 7, 2010

by WVIII May 23, 2018
