A sort of hat that people (who nobody really likes) wear because they think they're cool. Very much shaped like a condom.
She said her dad secretly changed her brake pads. She was probably sitting in her car at the stoplight, wearing her condom hat, as her dad changed her brake pads.
by Alekesa L June 02, 2007
When a dude in a purple hat is dancing with another dude and quietly and unassumingly he whips out a pink dildo.
by cuffy92 May 05, 2010
by MarcDub March 10, 2016
An interesting species most often associated with the common frat boy. He is most easily identified by his wearing of a white baseball cap with his college/favorite sports team embroidered on it. Behaviors most often noted are drunkenness, brawling, and ridicule of all things that are not like them and their kind.
Two white hats began fighting in the middle of the street, outside of the sports bar, after one of them had looked at the other one'd girl.
by Girl Friday January 23, 2004
by The Dirty Mouth of the South August 17, 2010
a reoccurring character in the web comic xkcd. a self described classhole with an outstanding arrest record. always seen in a black top hat.
person 1: i poked holes in your ramen noodles and condoms.
person 2: Dude, stop fucking pretending to be hat guy!!! You are not a fucking Stick Figure.
person 2: Dude, stop fucking pretending to be hat guy!!! You are not a fucking Stick Figure.
by IIAOPSW November 02, 2008
by Joshua Holland September 03, 2004