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Intest

"intest" when you're really horney and the person that you want to fuck is in a test while stoned.
1. "I'm having an intest moment."

2."dude it cant be that bad" "...I'm intesting right now bro" "Shit thats pretty bad."
by saramad September 2, 2012
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investisniffing

Activity undertaken by your dog while being walked, in which he or she stops to smell every object, from microscopic to gargantuan, when you're in a rush or already late for an important occasion.
I would have been on time, but my goddamn dog was investisniffing everything on my block.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 30, 2012
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investagoogling

an investigation or research thats done with google
(found on an internet forum)

(poster #1)

"oh, yeah? well i dated Natalie Portman during spring break of '99 "

(poster #2)
"your full of shit. I done some investagoogling and it says that in '99 she was in spain, and only 17yrs old!"
by obliv February 1, 2010
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Investihaters

Paranormal investigators that are hell bent on blaming paranormal television and event celebrities for the short comings in the paranormal field. Most investihaters in the field are usually upset they didn't get offered a tv show or that their evidence lacks any substance.
Bob the ghost hunter thinks all paranormal celebrities are faking their evidence. He has now reached investihaters status.
by Rouxlette December 13, 2010
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investitute

Paying Girls For Sex who Are Your Friends
Person 1: Joeys Been Knee Deep In Clunge Since He Got That New Job
Person 2: Yhh Is Because He Pays Them With His Massive Salary hes an investitute
by boyscout3 January 24, 2011
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investmentor

Individual or Company dedicated to assisting the nascent entrepreneur with both the sourcing of capital for a new business venture, as well as providing a sounding board for the entrepreneur to gain guidance from their similar experiences in business.

The combination of an investor and a mentor. The investor provides capital for a business to fund growth. The mentor provides solicited guidance to another drawing upon the own personal experiences.

Frequently, an investor works to maximize their own rate of return on their investment. This singular focus negates others benefits such as the new entrepreneur's own success in the starting of a new or innovative business idea.

A mentor provides perspective to the uninitiated from their own experiences. The mentor's role is one of historical experience so that the apprentice does not have to fail to learn a lesson.
The business college has found an investmentor for our new business. She has many years of experience in this field, and is willing to help us with our working capital needs until we can be profitable.

The investmentor did not try to run our company, but presented us with several ideas on better business practices. He also was willing to lend us some of the initial startup costs at a reasonable rate when the banks all turned us down.
by Mtnaggie January 12, 2012
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investitute

an institute or school for learning financial investing strategies
When joined Investitute I learned the proper way to invest my money
by quilter19 March 6, 2012
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