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99 cent hooker

Guy- How much?

Hooker- 99 cent baby.

Guy- Hell yeah I caught me a 99 cent hooker.
by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014
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The Rusty Meat Hook

When you are fucking your girl from behind, and you take both index fingers and shove them in her ass. When she bucks back, you pull those fingers out, reach around, and hook her by the mouth.
I fucked my wife doggy a week ago and gave her the rusty meat hook; she still can't speak correctly.
by RhiDen'80 October 9, 2015
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hookerbot

n.- a MySpace bot that typically uses a risqué profile picture designed to spam friend request and messages to random users, often for advertising purposes
Origins:loosely referencing Hookerbot 5000 from the TV show "Futurama"
I have to deny at least 3 hookerbots everyday from my MySpace.
by Rinerdar August 7, 2007
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hook nose

derogatory statement to describe someone of the jewish faith or of semetic heritage. also see Kyke heebshylock yid
that hook nose has stiffed us out of every penny we have, lets smear his house with ham
by Tom Rowsell June 18, 2007
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hooker stomp

To brutally murder a filthy diseased hooker.
Y'all see that? That bitch went crazy as hizell! Hooker stomped that hoe til her boots was covered in blood an brains yo!
by Joshney September 30, 2007
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hooker knees

The banged up, bruised and unsightly knee of a hooker.
Street Walkin' Mary has the worst hooker knees. She can never be a model.
by Csheridan December 29, 2007
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Hook A Louie

When you get to the light, hook a louie and the club is on the right.
by Firedog October 19, 2008
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