Honkafig

Travel Bag large enough to carry a unicorn horn inside

Don’t forget your honkafig Uni!

by Unicrnsnyp December 1, 2025

Hinkjob

A sexual act of showing love or appreciation; by fondling another mans anus with a sex toy, without consent. This procedure is frowned upon when done to women, and is mostly done to a male by another male.

"My buddy tried to give me a Hinkjob while tying me down to his futon, so I pressed charges."

by Dino Kysgwoahwowbehdjwja December 3, 2025

Hinkjob 2

Similar to a Hinkjob a Hinkjob 2 is the act of fondling another man's ass but this time instead of using a sex toy it is with the penis, without consent

"Loy gave Nug an unexpected Hinkjob 2 and he loved it."

by Big dick Randy geeked up December 10, 2025

the honk

A retarted phrase that the Fonz, from happy days, used in a public service annoucment. it is supposed to protect you from getting ass raped

if your an inmate dont use the honk it wont help

by Johnny Table November 29, 2006

Woof-honk

The sound that a dog which has been done up the arse, then charges at you as you tresspass in the drive-way of it's owners house makes.

We were walking past the house, and saw the dog. We laughed.

"WOO-HONK"

".."

"AHAHAHAHAHA"

"THAT DOG JUST SA-.."

"WOOF-HONK"

by Allzo January 29, 2009

bitch honk

The "on the road" version of a bitch slap, done to an offending driver, by vigorously honking the horn.

That guy better not try to cut me off or else I'll have to bitch honk him!

by greenolive November 29, 2010

bla-honk

a duck-like noise often said in an awkward silence in a text conversation or skype conversation.

Bla-honk

by madlyscout June 4, 2011