Hide the tire

The act of inserting foods (of your choice) into any chosen orifice prior to performing oral sex upon said orifice.

E.g. before I have my salad tossed, I always hide the tire by adding croutons

Hey baby, before you eat me out - let’s use this peachy ring and hide the tire.

by Therestlesseyebrow# January 8, 2022

Hideous

Something that as horrible to look at as the merchandise from the wannabe-shark tank-cell.

hey look at those t-shirts they're selling in front of mess 2, they are hideous.

by anti-comedy comedy club February 23, 2022

hideous

when something or someone is really ugly that you can’t even call it ugly

that girl kayleigh is hideous

by sybaupussc February 25, 2022

Hidester

The strongest and biggest snowl enthusiast, don't mess with him, he'll erase you from existence just by touching you. He's the magnum opus of of life.

Person: Holy shit is that Hidester????
Person2: Stay back mf he gon kick yo ass

by DaybreakSunset April 16, 2022

hide shots

Hide shots is a HvH exploit making you impossible to onshot

Rager 1: Onshot only cringe kid
Rager 2: Turn on hide shots dog

by whqzu April 19, 2022

Hiding inside a jacket

means you fuck a crazy amount of dudes

"Lukas is Hiding inside a jacket again"

by chileinsupremecy1914 April 26, 2022

Hidie sapien

An individual who exhibits frighteningly low intelligence in all situations of life. Intelligence so low that it becomes irritatingly unbearable to life forms that are far superior to a hidie sapien, such as a normal human being or a filthy pig.

What are these things you are posting online? You are such a Hidie sapien!!!

by Aventador McTavish May 13, 2022