holly hassall

the coolest person in the ENTIRE world

shes so cool

'are you cool?'
'im more than cool, im holly hassall'

by asrgdhtbfsjvackl February 1, 2021

Morgan Hasselström

People who are named Morgan Hasselström are total legends. They are always above 180 cm and get all the girls. Morgan Hasselströms are always taller than people born in September, and stronger and smarter.

They have enormous penises and perform well in bed.

Dude, who is that giant?

Oh, that guy. That is a total Morgan Hasselström

Who is this menace which left the machine on a full-stack?
Probably a Morgan Hasselström.

by BigPepMan November 16, 2021

David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.

"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."

by wyllielee August 13, 2021

King hassan

Dracina's song

Hey, please play king Hassan!

by Anous April 3, 2022

Ali hassan

The best guy in the world

Is commonly somali

Wow what a Ali hassan

by Alzino May 8, 2022

Dirty Hassan

When a very short guy get fucked in the but by another guy who is taller. A dirty Hassan also has an very sticky penis with a lot of cum on it from other guys.

That guy is so short!

Yeah I think it's a Dirty Hassan

by TheTronaldTheDrump May 17, 2022

Barramundi Hassan

a sexy beast who has no other purpose in life than seduce women

barramundi hassan is so hot

by barramundi hassan May 25, 2022