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Halo hand-job

When you receive a handjob while playing halo; preferably Halo on Xbox Live against your friends with your mic on.
Did you guys hear Gretchen giving me a Halo hand-job last night? I kept my mic on so you could hear.
by The hairless wonder December 2, 2017
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halo theme room

Dennis: Why tf are people bringing juuls into the halo theme room?
by gayquencher June 23, 2018
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halftail

A small cocktail - often drunk when you don't want to admit that you want to keep drinking, but really want to keep drinking. Like a nightcap, but less classy.
I'm done drinking tonight! Oh, what the hell...I'll just have a halftail.
by Mixmaster W September 20, 2018
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Halitosis house

the more scientific term referring to a Breath house, a male with breath which acts like acid on its victims, causing the watering of eyes and the prolonged decay of flesh. Halitosis houses also cause a degree of harm to themselves, which can lead to them decaying from the inside out, leading to even more severe bad breath, which serves to alienate them from the rest of civilized society. The breath smells like raw sewerage mixed with rotting flesh and dog chod.
Guy 1: geez, that guy's breath stinks of rotting zombie flesh
Guy 2: I know, William has had severe Halitosis for several years, due to an overconsumption of flesh and not enough toothpaste and mouth wash!
Guy 3: He is a Halitosis house, but his sister is peng bro, NGL
by Phil Mi Groin November 27, 2018
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Halo

A beautiful girl with an aura that is glorious and angelic, a true Goddess
Person#1: Wow! That’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen! What’s her name?
Person#2: Halo
Person#1: No wonder
by Renee Wroten November 13, 2019
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Halo

Friend:Yo ill play Halo: Reach with you tomorrow
You:ok see you tomorrow
Friend:Last online 1825 days ago
by sanywolfer December 17, 2019
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Haloey

Polar opposite of horny.

This is when you are very turned off by a situation, and instead of feeling the mean devil making you wanna do the sweet dirty dirty actions of sin and hell .

You feel an angelic halo making you just really... Really not want to fuck/masturbate

You may be made haloey from someone unattractive trying to turn you on. And begin to wonder "oh shit... Maybe I am asexual".
You: *Watching compilations of Whoopi Goldberg sexiest moments 2020, layed in a puddle of sweat with dorito crumbs all over yourself*

Girlfriend: *Texts you* "Hi my sweet Prince, I hope you are having a lovely day, I've made a nice meal for you and I've got you something special :)"

You: *Texts back* "FFS you stupid little bitch you fucking made my video pause you really have to ruin it you make me so haloey. I HATE YOU! "
by JayFen May 18, 2020
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