two hump chump

A male who engages in very short sexual experiences. Only having enough stamina to last for a short while during sex.

Man he played then role of the two hump chump with Sue she was upset he came so quickly

by Maurice Hendrix May 13, 2005

take a dump hump

the hump dogs form in their backs when preparing to pinch off a giant loaf.

uh oh, kylie's got the take a dump hump, better get her outside quick!

by CGPinFL June 16, 2011

Houston Hump Blaster

A Hump Blaster is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place a small hole into their partner's scalp, then release their bowels blasting it into the hole created with a high pressure stream of shit. This forces the skin of the scalp to raise creating the appearance of a large hump that will draw attention.

Dude 1 : Whats wrong with your head?

Dude 2: The boss gave me a Houston Hump Blaster this morning.

by ButButButButIknow January 17, 2019

humped the pooch

1)Commit a really stupid act
2)To get oneself in legal trouble
3)To copulate with a canine (seldom used, hopefully)

I borrowed my mom's car, got drunk and really humped the pooch.
I really humped the pooch when I deserted the Army.

by Beckster October 7, 2005

Bag Humping

When you have a backpack on and you quickly stop and and push your butt out and hit them in the crotch with your backpack.

hitting someone with your bag. (bag humping)

by Shaweet December 11, 2008

Bustin Hump

To bustin a hump means to work hard

I've been out all day bustin hump

by Jaoibh October 17, 2008

ramba hump

someone who you are planning to fool around with but end up have a four inch wang

My encounter with James was a real ramba hump.

It wouldnt suprise me if he was a ramba hump

by Stacey December 9, 2004