Hockey People

Ice Hockey players that see figure skaters as weak children wearing skimpy uniforms. You will most often see hockey people man-spreading on the ice. If you are not sure what they look like, they are compatible to a bow-legged gorilla when on the ice. They often say that they hate figure skaters, when really they are just jealous that them bow legged gorillas can't ever move like a glorious figure skater.

"Look at those dudes other there, they're such hockey people."

by FigureskatingYASS February 3, 2022

Hockey

Naked women in action

K Sparks was a puck and got played with some hockey last night.

by your mom 412 May 11, 2024

bolts hockey academy

Just a beauty

Just a bolts hockey academy day

by Keagan stubbard November 9, 2020

yee hockey

People who think that they are better than everyone when in all reality they’re just simply not

They’re a yee hockey piece of cock

by Urban dictionary nerd January 15, 2024

Tonsils hockey

A act of two persons playing hockey with there tonsil.

We tonsils hockey because she had a good face in the pool party

by Sweet Man Big C May 2, 2021

18A hockey

True benders. They tell people at school they are really good at hockey but when people say can i see your game they shun them off like they didnt ask the question or make something up about why they shouldnt go watch.

Ya I play 18A hockey I'm really good but, you shouldnt come watch my game there too expensive

by imnotwhojewthink March 17, 2010

Hockey Gouging

The look you give your meal in the staff canteen before slaughtering it.

“Damn bro, stop Hockey Gouging at those chicken strips”
“Wtf is that?”
“It’s the look you give your meal before devouring it”

by pseudenym June 6, 2018