Skip to main content

seymour high school

Seymour high school located in Connecticut is filled with sleazy girls and redneck wannabes. It's located in the middle of fucking nowhere and all that matters at the school are the sports and who drives the biggest and shittiest truck.
Person: want to feel like youre never going to accomplish anything in your life? Go to Seymour High school.
seymour high school mug front
Get the seymour high school mug.
See more merch

Desert mountain high school 

Drugs, rich bitches, and shitty sports teams.
If you want a low self esteem and an STD, you should go to desert mountain high school.

Melissa High School 

School in Melissa, Texas where 30% of the population is in the upper class, 50% is in the middle class, and 20% is in the lower class, although the lower class still finds a way to afford iPhone XS Maxes and juul pods every week to feed their nicotine addiction. Rednecks get drunk at bonfires every weekend and sport their brand new Dodge Cummins. The spoiled rich kids bump Drake and Lil Baby in the new Mercedes their daddy bought them. The middle class kids are pretty average.
Person 1: Have you been to Melissa High School?

Person 2: Yup, it’s a piece of shit dont go there

Ouran High School Host Club

Ouran High School Host Club in a nutshell-
Twins - Hey where's all of the fans?
Tamaki - Well let's call them!
Host club - Kiss kiss-
Fans - FALL IN LOVE!

Kyoya - There they are.

East Rowan High School 

A school full of kids who think they're gay, sluts, people who write the n-word on bathroom doors, vape-gods, yee-yee rednecks and ghetto white kids.
Yo dude!
I love me some powerpoints and lecturin' here at fuckin east rowan high school

Desoto High School 

(ROBLOX ONE, NOT THE TEXAS ONE) Some wacky ass school on Roblox where black gangsters meet up every weekday to help lower their GPA so their only college option is DeVry. Most kids here find fighting funny, and glitch out of the clasrooms. I don't know how the fuck this place isn't taken down by Roblox, possibly because they smoke crack with DeSoto's developers. Their mascot is an eagle, like 5,000 other schools in America.
Desoto high school is a shit hole- The one on roblox, not the one in Texas.

marana high school 

A school where the kids are higher than their grades
The kid is a stoney baloney, he must go to Marana High School
marana high school by YG Kappa December 2, 2014