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gutteroonski

When something absolutely tragic happens that cannot be comprehended by the english language. Commonly used when you ask someone to pull your finger and you accidentally shit yourself.
Brian: pull my finger
Rodger: *pulls finger*
Brian: aw gutteroonski i just jobbied my pants!!!
by TrumieBaby April 3, 2019
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gutted much

if something ironic/funny or just generally bad happens to someone. 'gutted much' is basically just a different way of saying bad luck / unlucky.
1) eric: 'dude i just got an F in my physics exam'
tony: 'gutted much'

2) Two guy's walk through a park and see a group of hot girls.
lance: dave those girls are hot. look cool.
dave: naturally lance, naturally.
*dave falls over*
lance and the group of hot girls all laugh at him.
*dave goes very red*
lance: 'gutted much?! HAHAHHAA'
by CATH XD November 9, 2006
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Gutbert

when something is depressingly dissapointing or gutting,
gutbert
by pieser January 11, 2011
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gatteries

Ammunition; aka gat batteries
A fusion of the word gat, which is slang for a firearm, and batteries, which store energy in the form of electrons
"Man, I gotta get some fresh gatteries for this heat"
by SuperSpick September 28, 2015
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gitterrhea

An extreme case of diarrhea, caused by the victim consuming protein-sugar based foods.
Whoa! after I went to Chubby's and had the double burger I came down with the gitterrhea!
by Uncle Mudbut June 6, 2018
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Güntermobile

Papa Günter’s trusty piece of German engineering. It’s equipped with a beautiful coat of white paint and a special compartment in the back for the kids to have fun in. Papa Günter likes to think his Güntermobile is female, with its exhaust pipe being a (you know what).
Josh: “Oh look it’s the Güntermobile parked at the Daycare Centre, I wonder what Papa Günter’s up to this time.”
Emily: “Lucky Bastards!”
*Josh chokes on his saliva in awe.*
by PapaGünter69 December 2, 2018
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The Günter Number

32.23*10^32
German mathematicians in the early 21st century came upon this numerical value that, when multiplied by any non-zero or imaginary number, will always yield an incorrect answer. However, if any such value is divided by the Günter Number, the answer is more likely to be correct, but only if previously multiplied by the Günter Number.

Is inversely proportional to the number of Trevors in one LMFAO music video.
Engineering Student: "Man, I knew I was way off that Truss analysis when I multiplied by the Günter Number."

Professor: "Unless analyzing the space-time continuum in a completely fictional world, there is no need to ever use the Günter Number in any academic situation in the near foreseeable future."
by HerrGünter April 21, 2013
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