gutbert
by pieser January 11, 2011
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A woman so loose/filthy/promiscuous/infectious/crusty, she exceeds the normal realm of typical insults hurled at females. A Guttertramp is in a league of her own and must be insulted as such. This word would and should be used in situations such as:
your sister is sleeping with your man
your daughter is sleeping with your man
your sister is sleeping with your daughter
and any and all similarly fucked up scenarios.
your sister is sleeping with your man
your daughter is sleeping with your man
your sister is sleeping with your daughter
and any and all similarly fucked up scenarios.
OMG Becky! Would you look at her vag, it is soooo loose. I hear its so loose because she was fucking monicas father brother husband son and cousin. She is SUCH a guttertramp.
by Tori Valo February 11, 2012
Get the Guttertramp mug.A Gumbert is a descendant, relative, or ancestor of the Gumbert family. Though the process may be more than some can handle, one can become a a member of this elite family group, by birth, adoption, or marriage. Gumberts are exceptionally smart, talented, and gifted. Though some Gumberts cater to the darker side of the force, ultimately all Gumberts would be of the good, right, and moral standings. Gumberts will also always have an upper hand in everything they do, simply because they are of Gumbert relation.
"He's a Gumbert? Don't mess with him dude."
"Are you related to Jack Gumbert, The doctor? - Yes - Oh I knew him! Tell him I said hello!"
"Are you related to Jack Gumbert, The doctor? - Yes - Oh I knew him! Tell him I said hello!"
by Gumbert01 October 10, 2011
Get the Gumbert mug.Pre 1950 Derbyshire. A gubbertush is a tooth like a fang, usually seen in pairs and would be the 'eye teeth', just the same as Count Dracula is always shown with.
by Talent January 14, 2005
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The proportion of tits to gut must be positively proportional.
Any girl who violates the proportionality rules below is said to have guttertits.... (An undesirable quality)
1.) If the girl is flat chested she mustn't be fat; i.e. her waist must be smaller than her breasts.
2.) If the girl is 'thick' (or large) her breasts must be larger than her belly.
Also, can be used to justify knocking around with a girl with some 'curves' provided she has some large breasts that are bigger than her waist.
The proportion of tits to gut must be positively proportional.
Any girl who violates the proportionality rules below is said to have guttertits.... (An undesirable quality)
1.) If the girl is flat chested she mustn't be fat; i.e. her waist must be smaller than her breasts.
2.) If the girl is 'thick' (or large) her breasts must be larger than her belly.
Also, can be used to justify knocking around with a girl with some 'curves' provided she has some large breasts that are bigger than her waist.
Hey did you see Jenny over there?
-Yeah, she's cute
Yeah, but she's got gutter tits....
-What do you mean man? I was going to ask her out!
Dude, she may be cute, but dude, she's got a beer gut and no tits!
-or-
Hey check out Bertha over there...
-Nasty guttertits...
Haha, yeah, she's wider at the waist than at the top...
-Yeah, she's cute
Yeah, but she's got gutter tits....
-What do you mean man? I was going to ask her out!
Dude, she may be cute, but dude, she's got a beer gut and no tits!
-or-
Hey check out Bertha over there...
-Nasty guttertits...
Haha, yeah, she's wider at the waist than at the top...
by p24 January 6, 2010
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Who is that guy that lives next door with the fancy brand new cars, blasting Miami Hits playlist from Spotify, and got the fresh shoes? Oh that’s, Guberth.
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