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when something is depressingly dissapointing or gutting,
gutbert
Gutbert by pieser January 11, 2011
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Teenage mexican who sells food
Look gubert is selling candy
Gubert by gubbb May 11, 2018
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Guttertramp 

A woman so loose/filthy/promiscuous/infectious/crusty, she exceeds the normal realm of typical insults hurled at females. A Guttertramp is in a league of her own and must be insulted as such. This word would and should be used in situations such as:
your sister is sleeping with your man
your daughter is sleeping with your man
your sister is sleeping with your daughter
and any and all similarly fucked up scenarios.
OMG Becky! Would you look at her vag, it is soooo loose. I hear its so loose because she was fucking monicas father brother husband son and cousin. She is SUCH a guttertramp.
Guttertramp by Tori Valo February 11, 2012
A Gumbert is a descendant, relative, or ancestor of the Gumbert family. Though the process may be more than some can handle, one can become a a member of this elite family group, by birth, adoption, or marriage. Gumberts are exceptionally smart, talented, and gifted. Though some Gumberts cater to the darker side of the force, ultimately all Gumberts would be of the good, right, and moral standings. Gumberts will also always have an upper hand in everything they do, simply because they are of Gumbert relation.
"He's a Gumbert? Don't mess with him dude."
"Are you related to Jack Gumbert, The doctor? - Yes - Oh I knew him! Tell him I said hello!"
Gumbert by Gumbert01 October 10, 2011

Gubbertush

Pre 1950 Derbyshire. A gubbertush is a tooth like a fang, usually seen in pairs and would be the 'eye teeth', just the same as Count Dracula is always shown with.
Gubbertush by Talent January 14, 2005

guttertits 

Used when referring to a female.

The proportion of tits to gut must be positively proportional.
Any girl who violates the proportionality rules below is said to have guttertits.... (An undesirable quality)

1.) If the girl is flat chested she mustn't be fat; i.e. her waist must be smaller than her breasts.

2.) If the girl is 'thick' (or large) her breasts must be larger than her belly.

Also, can be used to justify knocking around with a girl with some 'curves' provided she has some large breasts that are bigger than her waist.
Hey did you see Jenny over there?
-Yeah, she's cute
Yeah, but she's got gutter tits....
-What do you mean man? I was going to ask her out!
Dude, she may be cute, but dude, she's got a beer gut and no tits!

-or-

Hey check out Bertha over there...
-Nasty guttertits...
Haha, yeah, she's wider at the waist than at the top...
guttertits by p24 January 6, 2010
Columbian guy who tells everyone how hard working he is, but in reality has a relaxing life from family wealth. Takes many vacations during the year to celebrate any and all holidays. Dresses and talks like he is in Miami with his boys in the 305.
Who is that guy that lives next door with the fancy brand new cars, blasting Miami Hits playlist from Spotify, and got the fresh shoes? Oh that’s, Guberth.
guberth by RealLifeShawty804 November 23, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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