joshua guardado

A gay faggot who likes trangeder guy and likes to get booty raped and also has a big ass head and his barber fucked him with a bald spot

Joshua guardado is very faggot

by he fucked me and he has chode February 26, 2018

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Joint Guard

The person in the group that is designated to hold the weed whilst the group is moving areas. Usually a dumber person, such as certain jocks or the distant friends.

Brian is so weird, the only reason we keep him around is to be the Joint Guard .

by Evan_Dayhoff March 17, 2018

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troll guarding

Using brutish bullish or troll like mannerisms or actions to get your way over an object a person or a group or activity.

Quit troll guarding the remote

by h1pnotic0verkil May 31, 2018

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Road guard spirit

An Army term for when road guards seek motivation from one another when swapping out positions.

Road guard 1- “road guard relief”

Road guard 2- “road guard spirit”
RG1- “Hoooaah”

by Dbogie November 29, 2018

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master guardian

rank in cs-go

what's youre rank? My rank is master guardian

by StargX January 1, 2019

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The Dungeon Guardian is a miniboss from Terraria made to prevent the players from acquiring powerful loot early on,the only way to encouter it is to go into the dungeon at 0 or lower depth only if skeletron is NOT killed on that world yet(The Dungeon Guardian has 9999hp normal mode and can instantly kill you)

Guy 1:Dont go into the dungeon yet or you will die by the dungeon guardian!
Guy 2: The what?
*Dungeon Guardian spawns*
Guy 2: OH FUCK
*Guy 2 dies to the Dungeon Guardian*
Guy 1:*faceplams*

by dontlagswitchkids September 25, 2019

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Nut Guardians

If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.

Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test

by NONUTTINGBITCH October 31, 2019

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