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GuinnessDweeb

A rare and exalted individual who obsessively catalogs Guinness World Records while simultaneously exhibiting dweeb-like behavior, such as correcting people on obscure facts or bringing their own stopwatch to parties.

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By the authority of this definition, any individual invoking “guinnessdweeb” in a competitive game of Scramble (or its legally distinct cousin, Scrabble) shall be entitled to triple word score, provided they can spell it without hesitation and cite at least one world record involving a vegetable.

Certified in the Courts of Wordplay and sanctioned by the International League of Lexical Legitimacy.
Wow Jade was so drunk on Saint Patrick's Day. What a GuinnessDweeb
by TuckerWitz69 March 27, 2025
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Gunny

Someone or something which is very humorous consisting of low effort. Used to describe people who understand life. Not to be confused with a gunnery sergeant, but it can also be if you really want to be a gunny gunny.
"That dig-a-lig is lowkey gunny. I'm going to invite him to our testicle gorping party tomorrow."
"I'm so gunny"
by Literal loser April 21, 2025
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Gunny Money

The real juice in The Gunny's Nashville 'family'. It's the internal currency of favors, loyalty, and street cred you bank by being solid and helping the community. Backed by The Gunny's honor code (and maybe some creatively sourced funds), this is what gets problems solved – from covering rent to calling in heavy backup – when regular cash just won't cut it.
Dude couldn't make rent, but he must've had serious Gunny Money banked, 'cause The Gunny made a call and suddenly it was handled.
by Gunny fan April 29, 2025
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Guinea pigging

When someone tries to gain social standing or power by using another person as a test subject, pressuring them into doing embarrassing or humiliating things for entertainment or control, usually at the other person’s expense.
He kept daring her to do humiliating stuff in front of everyone just to look cool. That wasn’t joking around — that was straight-up guinea pigging.
by GuinneaPig January 19, 2026
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Guininly

An individual with an undying love for Guinea pigs
Bro, yesterday I met someone who seems like such a guininly
by BigBoiBryce June 7, 2025
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guineapotamus

A loud racket making gargantuan female that puts on a noisy display in order to secure the attention of all within close proximity.
At the gym, the guineapotamus was wildin as soon as Ricky walked in. WTF over?
by Str8JN June 13, 2025
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