Person 1: “Did you hear about Luke, I heard he got exposed as a Grooner?”
Person 2: “What?!?”
Person 3: "Yeah, he got caught gooning to and grooming minors"
Person 2: “What?!?”
Person 3: "Yeah, he got caught gooning to and grooming minors"
by MafyuSmile October 1, 2024
Get the Grooner mug.Derogatory slang for "old gamer", more precisely an older generation gamer that hold irrationally onto aspects of gaming of the past while shunning newer aspects of modern video games even when it does not make sense.
Etymology:
From English 'boomer' + 'gamer'
English 'boomer' is furthermore an ellipsis of English 'baby boomer', a person born in the postwar years/generation between 1946 and the early 1960s, though here the term is being used in the joking, derogatory sense of simply "an elderly person", an "older person" or more precisely "an old, ignorant/conservative person."
Often one who will play a modern video game and complain about all the ways things in said games are different from when they were younger, such as too much hand-holding, difficulty being too low, too many realistic-looking non-pixel art games and what have you. Not all complaints will be shared or true for every goomer.
Some, though not all, but possibly most, of goomers will likely also be politically on the right side of the spectrum, as historically speaking the people that complain the most about new things while idolising things of the past are statistically likely to be conservative.
Etymology:
From English 'boomer' + 'gamer'
English 'boomer' is furthermore an ellipsis of English 'baby boomer', a person born in the postwar years/generation between 1946 and the early 1960s, though here the term is being used in the joking, derogatory sense of simply "an elderly person", an "older person" or more precisely "an old, ignorant/conservative person."
Often one who will play a modern video game and complain about all the ways things in said games are different from when they were younger, such as too much hand-holding, difficulty being too low, too many realistic-looking non-pixel art games and what have you. Not all complaints will be shared or true for every goomer.
Some, though not all, but possibly most, of goomers will likely also be politically on the right side of the spectrum, as historically speaking the people that complain the most about new things while idolising things of the past are statistically likely to be conservative.
The old gamer: “I can’t believe these new Mario games, they give you this ability if you die a number of times that make it way too easy or as an extra life, like the game is telling you ‘You suck a little bit but it’s ok, here is another change!’ Games in my days didn’t do any such thing, they were HARD! You had to learn to master them!”
Young gamer: “You old fuck, you’re such a goomer… of course, I do agree, but you know it can be toggled off, right?”
Young gamer: “You old fuck, you’re such a goomer… of course, I do agree, but you know it can be toggled off, right?”
by LukasExemplar December 25, 2024
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a dry and totally unfunny comment that only the idiot who made it up can laugh at and that makes you doubt the intelligence of the person you're talking to
Person A: „Damn I been massively cooking with my grades this year!“
Person B: „And you know what else is massive?“
Person A (to B): „Großmehring“
Person B: „And you know what else is massive?“
Person A (to B): „Großmehring“
by DerDreibeinigeOger84 February 2, 2025
Get the großmehring mug.An old guy that loves to goon and dress like a crooner. Typically found on social media commenting on everything a girl in her 20s posts. Often obsessed with trans girls in particular. Falls in love with bots and OF accounts
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Get the Groomf mug.A person who has a physiological, or sexual attraction towards the lower anterior torso, due to the visually appealing grooves and dips. Preference is concentrated on the midriff, inguinal region, and the prominence of the vulva. The individual has inclination in arousal of "bottomless fits" or exposure of the inferior anatomy. groove-midriff-saccade
I asked Matthew wherether he liked chest or butt, but he said in between. I knew he was a Grooveriff saccadist.
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