noun; "I am an oomfie"
proper noun; "what's up oomfie"
Someone acting sexual or cute, related to OWO and UWU. Similar to "bestie".
The word "oomfie" usually carries this definition combined with one of the following alternate definitions. Sometimes it is meant as a joke or said ironically. However sometimes the word is used with zero sexual connotation.
1. Twitter follower or mutual.
See also: "OOMF" which means "One of my Followers", "One of my Friends", or occasionally "One Of My 'Follow Topics'."
1a. Sometimes specifically a person sharing a lot of
personal information on Twitter, and the viewer is an outsider and mere witness.
2.
Significant other, close friend.
3. Any given person who looks or acts sexy or cute.
4. Specific or nonspecific anime girl. Possibly a waifu.
5. A complete nonsense word. Like how some people use the word "girlboss" to describe just about anyone.
6. Meme. Such as: "oomfie is looking
submissive and breedable"
1.
Person: "Just hit 200 oomfies, and one of them sent me a gift on Steam."
1a.
Person 1 Said to public in tweet: "I am a bottom"
Person 2: "so true oomfie"
2.
Person: "I'm hanging out with the oomfies today!"
3.
Person 1: "Saw an oomfie in NYC today."
Person 2 is a
random person walking in public wearing black thigh-high heel boots.
4.
Person: "Me when I see an oomfie"
GIF of anime girl excitedly shaking her fists up and down
5.
Official SpongeBob Twitter: "bestie is getting his own show"
Person 2: "so true oomfie!"
6.
"oomfie you're looking
submissive and breedable right now"
"Jesse
what the fuck are you talking about?