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Goofasaurus

A term used to either express or describe the ridiculous nature of an event, individual, or idea. The event, individual, or idea must be quite freaking incredulous in order for it to acquire the descriptor: Goofasaurus.

It is usually directed to another human being and most eloquently summarizes their personality or occurrence that transpired. The word can have both positive and negative connotations based on the context in which the word is used.

Etymology: The only known Dinosaur to have survived until present day. (Kind of paradoxical when you think about it).
"I have a friend and he does the most ridiculous shit, like whine about things, jump off cars, float in a sea of marshmallows. Oh, he is such a Goofasaurus!" said Hamlet.

"You sound like a goofasaurus when you babble about all that nonsense" said Othello.
by Tyrone Schiff July 9, 2007
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Asian Goofy

A noun and verb.
During sex when one person pours sake into the other person's asshole and motorboats it out. The sake must be 97 degrees Fahrenheit due to heat source or body heat.
-Amanda loved it when I gave her the ol' Asian Goofy last night
-Awesome, bro. Thanks for the tip!
by tragicblindfold March 23, 2009
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fucking goofy

Minny Mouse cheating on Mickey Mouse. Soon after get a divorce...
Lawyer: he said she was just fucking silly.
Mickey: NO I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!
by Thishellaguy July 27, 2017
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Goofa Le

Goofa Le;

One who is spectacular in bed. If a Goofa Le is to see an octopus, she will have ultimate and instant orgasm inducing sex with it. Goofa being deprived from Shagoofa, Sha only adding to ...the attractiveness of her character. Le being LIMITED EDITION one of a kind, not for sale, beyond your price range, and too cool for you, sucker.
girl 1: oh my goddess did you see that euphoric octopus on the shore?!!
girl 2: oy vei, i did, i wonder what godly creature could of done this...-

wise fisherman: ey, it be a limited edition Goofa Le, no other..
by Chelsea Rexx September 12, 2009
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goofball

Mixing Methamphetamine and Heroin for IV injection. Similar to "Speedball" which uses Cocaine and Heroin.
Dude, That goofball I slammed lastnight had me spun crazy all fucking night!
by Diacetylmorphine June 20, 2005
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goofy ass nigga

A nigga who is always doing stupid shit ,a nigga whose ass is goofy
Joe: are you voting for trump
Peter: nah fuck that goofy ass nigga
by LaJuice May 20, 2021
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goofies

A slang term used to describe a retard. Official meeting places include wal-mart and Career center. Primary retards in history include Tim Allen, Ash Ketchum and Spencer.
God that goofie is retarded as hell.
Spencer you goofie!
by 3n! January 10, 2005
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