Guitar Whore

Someone so good at playing guitar it's not funny. They have such a connection with their instrument that they probably sleep with it. Symptoms of encountering a guitar whore are fainting, cold shivers, vomiting, and unrinating and/or excreting into one's underwear.

Fan1: Hey, have you heard that new album by Rodrigo y Gabriela?
Fan2: Hell yeah, those guys are such guitar whores.

by VoodooPigeon October 27, 2009

godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar

possibly the greatist thing ever thought of.

Joe: So I was think of geting a tattoo.
John:Of what?
Joe: godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar
John:OMFG thats the greatest thing ive ever heard!

by John-Dose Backflips April 2, 2009

Guitarpal Tunnel Syndrom

The pain, usually in the left wrist, associated with puching the fret buttons on a Guitar Hero controller.

My left wrist is killing me after playing Guitar Hero for the last three hours, I think I have Guitarpal tunnel syndrom.

by F4tty January 8, 2009

Guitarheroan

a person who is obsessed with guitar hero games. Some one who spends all their free time on it.

bob: omg i can do that really hard song on expert,with hyperspeed whilst doing my washing.
dave: youre such a Guitarheroan.

by Sozzelz July 26, 2009

Guitar coward

John's the guitar hero, I'm no hero and I'm not made of what he's made of.

Everyone considered him the guitar coward of Nashville. Something always told me they were reading Thomas right, that boy is a guitar coward he's scared to play a guitar.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2017

guitarin

Its when a dumb nigga don't know what they doing with a pigeon and a bat, two pound of weed and a Cadillac

He Guitarin it up ova thur

by Guitarin March 14, 2018

Guitard

1. A person who can play the guitar, regardless of skill level, with little to no knowledge of music theory.

"A guitard may be able to play a Gmaj7 chord, but not be able to recognize that it is a Gmaj7."

"Although Paul can play the guitar really well, he's such a guitard when I tell him to play a phrygian mode in Db. He clearly has no idea how."

by Samyool080 July 15, 2019