cock fucked

(V) to be destroyed or beaten at something so badly that you associate the pain with an object being inserted into the tip of your penis

Damn that guy (most likely black) just shut you down in bball homeslice. He totally cock fucked you.

by GetJEWED December 19, 2014

Done fucked up

When you do something you didn’t mean to

Me: I done fucked up.
My friend: How?
Me: I accidentally drank my dead moms ashes thinking it was Gatorade.
My friend: You done fucked up.

by Risoh June 7, 2018

food-fucked

Feeling sleepy and/or lazy after eating a large meal. Also known as "The Itis".

"I just got myself food-fucked at the Chinese Buffet down the street. I'm gonna go take a nap."

by Mark71 October 15, 2007

Mind-Fucked

When something becomes so confusing or intertwined with something else that it causes massive confusion in a person. Similar to a roofie being slipped to someone, causing confusion and a feeling that you were just fucked (or in this case, Mind-Fucked).

Man 1: I just saw that Leo Dicaprio movie "Inception" last night and I have never felt this weird feeling before...

Man 2: I think the word you're looking for is "Mind-Fucked".

by CausedChernobyl July 21, 2010

fucked up shit

something extremely perverted or gross. often used in shock or awe.

wow, you just ate your vomit willingly? that is some fucked up shit.

by andrew September 11, 2004

fuckel

noun-
1. Something worth so little you don't give a fuck about it.

2.a value less than two shits.

Person 1: Hey I just bought 4000 shares of Worldcom stock.
Person 2: too bad it's worth fuckel.

by JasSli November 12, 2002

fuck me hard daddy

A slang sentence a girl/ woman uses to make her soul mate (boyfriend or girlfriend) have sex with them harder as is fast un controlable fucking

Oh my god fuck me hard daddy

by Disnigga09 April 22, 2018