by manelaliaga April 17, 2021
The act of lubeing up a cat and throwing it in the air then spreading you ass and hoping it dosent land on your balls
by Slippery kitty May 21, 2017
by DegenerateMuffin November 29, 2020
A mascot for desperate attention-seeking tards usually found on purses, necklaces, underwear and myspace pages
1. "I am a mindless idiot, and I am over the age of 5, and I love Hello Kitty. Please give me attention."
2. "OMG Hello Kitty is sooo cute, and I guess so am I"
3. If you enjoy hello kitty, and think it makes you cute, you are a reject
by pooo cockie December 09, 2008
by George C October 28, 2004
The Harry Potter shipping of Professor Minerva McGonagall and Potions Master Severus Snape. Often thought sick, squicky, and gross by some, due to Minerva's and Snape's extreme age difference, though I saw a woman, who was really pretty and she was like eighty, no plastic surgery either, for you Cher fans out there! Some though, find the Poison Kitty, or Snitty, ship to be most sweet, sexy and enjoyable. Mostly book Minerva, who is old, yes, but still quite beautiful, unlike sucky movie Minerva, who is all...wrinkly!!!
Me: ~Drools~ Merlin, that Poison Kitty fanfic was steamy, I think I fogged up my computer screen!
Stupid HP Fan/Poison Kitty Hater: Eww, that is so nasty, McGonagall's an old bat!
Me: ~Smacks with a baseball bat~ NO, MAGGIE SMITH IS, NOT MINERVA!
Stupid HP Fan/Poison Kitty Hater: Eww, that is so nasty, McGonagall's an old bat!
Me: ~Smacks with a baseball bat~ NO, MAGGIE SMITH IS, NOT MINERVA!
by Hatterkazoo July 12, 2006