Wombles Faces

Adjective used to describe a womans saggy breasts which resemble the faces of the fictional characters The Wombles.

I wouldnt like to see her without a bra on, I bet those breasts look like wombles faces

by Shed89 March 12, 2013

tobyjug fact

A fact which is in reality a steaming pile of bollocks.

A classic tobyjug fact: the one situation all lifeboatmen fear is when they have to go to a boat/ship/yacht with a "boat happy" person having hysterics on board...If someone ends up getting killed because they were endangering others lives in an emergency situation by having hysterics it would never see the light of day in a court

by snotter23 February 20, 2014

intersecting faces

when 2 people are in love and they are kissing deeply

wow dude those to are totaly intersecting faces

by Shay smartlink May 20, 2016

jew fact

Jews have been through so much that because of that they have no reason to lie. So a jew fact is something that is true beyond any disbelief.

Sue: "Are polar bears extinct?"
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."

by iamcrazyful August 27, 2017

Velcro faces

When two men refrain from shaving for 3-5 days (depending on the hairy manliness of each person) and give each other butterfly kisses with their stubble.

Yeah he has a wife, but can she play velcro faces with him?

by PlayOnPlaya May 17, 2018

Jack Fact

A fact said with conviction that has no truth to it.

"Royal's has 3 franchises in WA" said Jack. Jack fact....

by Dawks Hawks June 2, 2018

Ashton Fact

An Ashton fact is a fact where you aren't quite sure of it's truth. It could be true... but is it ?

"He told me that in the future, only 1% of English will be how it is today!" "Hmm, idk dude, sounds a bit like an ashton fact to me."

by apersonwholikeswords June 5, 2018