Dylan is the kind of guy who is dating the high school slut that fucks every guy in the school besides him. She is just using him as her personal slave to get things done. Dylan also jerks off his cashew dick while playing computer games in his free time. Overall, Dylan is a complete dipshit that had very poor personal hygiene.
by daddy9inch May 24, 2016
Dylan O'Brien is a gift from god.He is the most beautiful human being on this earth and has the most precious laugh and smile.He is very talented and funny.Everybody loves him and must love him.He makes life better and is amazing.No one shall ever hurt this precious soul
by dylanssoulmate February 19, 2018
THE most underrated youtuber of all time. Dylan is one of the funniest people on the internet, complete with a great personality and a charming smile. He is know for his movie commentary, game play, and other videos. Subscribe to Dylan Is In Trouble to become a troublemaker.
-Yo did you see that new Dylan Is In Trouble movie commentary video??
-Yes! Dylan Matthews is so sanitary!
-Yes! Dylan Matthews is so sanitary!
by troublemaker :) August 04, 2019
Dylan Matthews is a rare plant that only grows in Minnesota. Even though this special plant is as large as a tree, it's also thin like bamboo. To make sure that the Dylan Matthew will survive, it needs a lot of sour patch kids and bad movies. Otherwise Dylan will not participate and is in trouble. Another special feature about this really unique plant is, that it makes interesting noises in the wind, like "yikes", "it's a misdirect" and "misoa is my girlfriend".
by sabrinamelody August 12, 2019
Dylan is typically a nerdy football player is constantly pitying himself. He has brown hair and eyes and a lot of people like him out of pity from his own complaining. He's very smart, strong, and fairly attractive, but that's about it. He sucks at sex and has a super small penis. His would be a better Johnson than a Dylan. A lil bit selfish and has the ability to be mean without knowing it. Despite what all these other definitions say about Dylan's there not very accurate, I went to collage with at least an entire class full of Dylan's and they all follow this. In short they're like 6 on a scale from 1 to 10.
by Abcdefu November 21, 2012
An absolute angel. The most attractive, kind, sarcastic, humorous, lovable, goofy, sexy, and perfect man on this earth. Born August 26, 1991, the 27 year old is in many movies/tv shows such as: teenwolf,maze runner,americanassassin,the internship,the first time, and more.
Lauren: I'm in love with dylan o'brien
Lillian: Yeah he is pretty cute
Lauren: Cute?! Ugh bitch no he is perfection.
Lillian: Yeah he is pretty cute
Lauren: Cute?! Ugh bitch no he is perfection.
by inlovewithdylanobrienmylover February 22, 2019
the cutest boy in the world who plays quigley and duncan quagmire in asoue + steve murphy and evan gallico in the good doctor.
by quagmires January 17, 2019