Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
Get the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermimug. Tha act of taking a creampie in the anis and farting it out while clapping and making dolphin noises
by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024
Get the a salty dolphinmug. 1- A cunt who gets on the nerves of a sexy ass bitch
2- A fish who's dick got missplaced onto its face, therefore the correct name for this animal is a dickhead
2- A fish who's dick got missplaced onto its face, therefore the correct name for this animal is a dickhead
by wonderfins February 22, 2019
Get the dolphinmug. this is an euphemism which originated from Boston, but has also been known to be used by people from Myrtle Beach & New York. It describes the act of furiously masturbating, but describing it in a more respectful way to not lower the tone unnecessarily. For example it could be used on a podcast to avoid using vulgar language if children (of all ages) were listening.
by Rad Rob November 4, 2025
Get the flogging the dolphinmug. by caribou101 October 15, 2020
Get the riding dolphinsmug. When a man has a urethra on the top of his penis, rather than on the end, like the blowhole of a dolphin.
by Irish Diesel October 4, 2020
Get the Dolphin Dickmug. Verb: To dolphin. The act of running full speed towards a idle mattress. Once in close proximity lock your legs and arms in a vertical position. Once airborne create the dolphin sounds prior to impact.
by anonymous February 23, 2022
Get the Dolphinedmug.