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Urban Dictionary 

It's this site. It's ruined by sick perverts and pedophiles that post ridiculous and absurd definitions that shouldn't be seen by young children. The UD community first looks like a community of sick perverts and pedophiles, and that wraps up Urban Dictionary.
I just laugh at this one little definition at Urban Dictionary as I type in a more mature definition of the word at the site.
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Urban Dictionary 

A dictionary for brain-damaged people.

Basically EBaumsworld.com, but in text form. Popular amongst the same crowd as well.

(there's no way this will be published, but to the editors: please fucking kill yourselves or do something worthwhile with your lives. If this gets published then the previous message applies to all the definition writers as well. Seriously, you people are sad, sad losers.)
huh huh huh...urban dictionary is so awesome....huh huh....poop....huh huh....chuck norris.....huh huh....math is hard....
Urban Dictionary by radium November 26, 2006

Urban Dictionary 

What's that? Urban Dictionary, dumbass. hi

Urban Dictionary Editor 

The one thing that stands between the masses and the ramblings of pre-pubescent, ghetto-homeboys. This title is easily obtained, but is a public service that the community should use more often, which would keep at least some idiocies off the internet.

Fortunately, most editors have common sense and abide by the rules, although one can be sure that not all do.
Urban Dictionary Editor is a really important job... They need to keep the junk out!
F0 sh0 n1gg4!

Urban dictionary 

The best thing ever and I'm just going back home and I'm not telling you how to make me feel stupid
Urban dictionary is awesome but it doesn't work with the comments on my list

Urban Dictionary Moron

Any one person leaving a definition of their made up word on Urban Dictionary. They in turn hope it will become an actual word people use.
99.9% of the words on here are added by Urban Dictionary Morons. Urban Dictionary should slim down their entries to words that people actually use by having real proof of word use.

Urban Dictionary 

A website where 90% of the definitions of normal everyday items (such as "hot dog" or "ice cream") are sexual. Full of immature middle schoolers and/or early high schoolers with dirty minds who think they know everything but actually don't know squat!
Normal definition:
Hot dog - a type of sausage usually eaten on a bun

Urban Dictionary definition:
Hot dog - when a guy fucks a chick's tits