Clam Deuce

When two women lay down, and interlock legs like scissors and bump clams. A slow jam will be playing with a lit candle nearbye.

Hey Chris, those two chicks on the video are all wrapped up, moaning and groaning rubbing clams together. I see a candle, and hear a lovely slow jam. Well Andrew, my tiny child size friend, that right there is the Clam Deuce. Don't you forget it!

by Rosh507 January 14, 2015

Drop a deuce

Pulling off a surprise that is most likely shocking; of course this is according to Michael Scott.

"I'm gonna drop a deuce on everyone."

by milkwasabadchoice October 18, 2006

chunking the deuce

The formal form of "chunkin the deuce."

Why is everyone chunking the deuce in their profile photos?

by Skippy Larue May 28, 2008

chunk a deuce

this happens when you take a good shit afer eating
(also see deuce)

Damn guys, i need a magazine or something, i gotta chunk up a deuce.

jeeez Adam turn on the fan, did you chunk a deuce.

by Mrskeez August 29, 2006

Deuce Nugget

A turd that comes out in small rock shaped form.

"I have to drop a deuce nugget"
"Wow those are pretty big deuce nuggets"

by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009

deuce it up

Gotta take a shit or got to poop

She should have deuce it up before I ATMed her.

by Ajpatta May 3, 2008

Drop a Deuce

V. To take a crap, create feces, or just give up a massive shiest.

oh my god! i hafta drop a deuce or ill crap my pants!

by Alex December 5, 2003