Drip Detection Squad

A group of online friends wearing the same or very similar skins killing people that aren't the same/similar skins repeatedly until they change

this is the drip detection squad and change the skin or and join us

by FatPogChamp44 September 10, 2021

Getting Defeated

When inanimate objects don't work with you, and hijinks ensue.

"WAHHHH! Come on! WORK WITH ME HERE!"

"What the hell is happening over there?"

"I'm getting defeated."

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 10, 2022

Red Detective

When a bitch is looking through the period app, calendar app, Snapchat, messages, Instagram, etc. Trying to remember when her period started or ended

She can’t remember if she had just ended her period when we fucked or not. She’s going all red detective!

by cuminmenicki March 20, 2022

aggro-defeatist

A overly aggressive externalization of frustration (typically verbal on social media) in the face of imminent defeat that contributes nothing towards improving the odds.

She went on an aggro-defeatist rant shaking her fists while wearing her women's march pink hat saying: "AARGH!!! Rowe v Wade will be overturned!! The world is going to sh*t!!! This is all Bernie, Trump, RBG, Biden, and Republican's fault. I hate the world!!!"

by p.diddy. May 3, 2022

shit detective

Someone who patrols mens rooms sniffing up evidence and determining who destroyed the air quality after the hanus crime of relieving there bowels.

Matt and Dave are the lead shit detectives sniffing up evidence in the mens rooms looking for the culprit who destroyed the air quality!!!

by Biglerdick1 August 22, 2022

armchair defeatist

The average "smart" ass who assumes constraints loudly. These people are everywhere and only seem to ever come up with reasons why something won't work, or how it doesn't apply to them, and therefore must not apply to anyone else.

I didn't listen to all the armchair defeatists, instead I made a quick prototype and made $1,200 in my first month.

by batFalcon September 12, 2022

LA Detective

a person, especially a police officer, whose occupation is to investigate and solve crimes, but had to suck a ridiculous amount of dick to get to their position.

Wow! Joel just became an LA Detective? I should buy him some mouthwash as a gift.

by axis32 April 16, 2023