The Dip and Rip

Giving a blow job while having a baby

The first thing my child seen was my balls cuz my bitch gave me the dip and rip

by Shelbs sudz November 15, 2014

cunt dip

A journey into the remarkably shitty middle of nowhere for the purpose of baking out a car or pussywagon. Short form of the more standard 'country dip'

Let's take a cunt dip to the park and smoke this blunt before we start drinking.

by countrydipper July 15, 2010

Dip and Dock

Where one dips their genitals into an iced beverage, preferably of the tropical variety (eg. a coconut, mai tai) before partaking in the act of docking.

“We decided to spice things up a bit, so obviously we went for a dip and dock”

by The Dip Dockter May 2, 2018

Southern Dip

A term for the rarely-found downward-curvature of a penis

Most penises curve upwards, but I have a southern dip

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Mike's dip

7 layer dip modified to accomodate a slightly picky, yet wonderful and amazing guy who doesn't like olives and wilty lettuce. Make it for awesome boyfriends who are just a little quirky about random veggies. Is best served during sporting events like Superbowl, football parties, etc where said boyfriend can induldge and exclaim over how amazing his girlfriend is in between various sporting plays.

Wow, Mike's dip is fabulous with these Chili and Lime chips.

Is that real guacamole in Mike's dip?

My significant other should learn to make Mike's dip and be as awesome as Mike's girlfriend is.

by a pretty cool girlfriend February 8, 2010

fish dipping

the act of inserting a scaled fish in your partner's ass, removing it and smacking your partner in the face with a shit covered fish.

at the family reunion i caught grandpa and grandma fish dipping

by the wedge December 14, 2008

dip into the till

A phrase which, when said about a person, indicates that this person is allocating funds from some public treasury (the government, their work, and so forth) for their personal use. Also sometimes said as having one's "hand in the till."

Q: "How can Rod Blagojevich afford to buy that new yacht?"
A: "Oh, he was known to dip into the till quite often while he was governor of Illinois."

"Stacy got fired from her job as a bartender because she was caught with her hand in the till."

by calthaer July 14, 2009