Perfect Dick

The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world

He knocked me out with that perfect Dick

by TK May 29, 2015

dicks in a bag

a contemptuous term for best friends; friends who are so close it's disgusting yet they insist their relationship is purely platonic

"So are you guys dicks in a bag now or what?"

"I thought they hated each other."
"Are you kidding me?! Look at 'em! They're total dicks in a bag."

by KT Go. February 26, 2010

Dicked Down

To get fucked good and hard all night long.

Damn girl, I got dicked down last night proper.

by Nacho.Bizzzz2u July 22, 2017

Devil Dick

An exceptionally amazing dick that happens to be attached to the daddiest of all daddy’s, who knows his dick is so good, it fixes any attitude problems and makes you be faithful when y’all not even together.

Your devil dick is going to ruin my life.

by BenDover8008135 August 11, 2019

Saint Dick

The patron saint of the Male genitalia as recognized internationally by all Santasexuals and celebrators of XXXmas.

Yeah so what's the deal with that creepy old bearded dude? I heard they caught him in the neighbor's chimney last night? Oh that's just old Saint Dick.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

dick wading

When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.

I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

whiffle dick

When a man has an std so bad that his dick is full of holes resembling a whiffle ball

My bro has been with so many prostitutes he has whiffle dick

by Square Dick May 4, 2018