Dane cook is the man. One of the funniest dudes of all times. Go to youtube.com and look him up and if you don't laugh then you are one of satan's child (jk) But he is a funny comedian.
Did you know the Price of Right wheel is full of blood- Dance COok
I never like to throw parties because people lose your shit. Hey Where's my mom?-Dane Cook
Ummm, I Broke your refrigerator door, I don't know how-Dane COok
She gave me a kiss and before i knew it she said UHHHHHHH-Dane Cook
These are all from Insomiac Tour
I never like to throw parties because people lose your shit. Hey Where's my mom?-Dane Cook
Ummm, I Broke your refrigerator door, I don't know how-Dane COok
She gave me a kiss and before i knew it she said UHHHHHHH-Dane Cook
These are all from Insomiac Tour
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YES- Dane Cook is a very funny comedian. However it is annoying as fuck when retarded douchebags quote him again and again. He is not the only comedian in the world. Please stop quoting him. AND PLEASE DON'T try to pass any his jokes off as your own. I have seen this happen many times, and it was painful on every occasion.
YES- Dane Cook is a very funny comedian. However it is annoying as fuck when retarded douchebags quote him again and again. He is not the only comedian in the world. Please stop quoting him. AND PLEASE DON'T try to pass any his jokes off as your own. I have seen this happen many times, and it was painful on every occasion.
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you are going to laugh one day and think that dane cook is a silly bitch. he got me..seatbelts...haha.
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