Mississippi Crunch

Jumping off a high point into a body of water and then breaking a bone

Johnny heard the ol' Mississippi Crunch after plummeting into the river
That guy pulled of a Mississippi Crunch!

by GanstaSlime March 13, 2021

coochie cruncher

a machine at the gym that works out your inner thighs. one rep on this machine requires you to insert your legs on the outside of two padded arms, then crunch them together. being able to max out the weight rack on the coochie cruncher shows true chadness.

“did you hear chris can max out on the coochie cruncher? the weight rack on that thing goes up to 350lbs.”

“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”

by kgbish June 13, 2021

Coochie Crunchies

The crunchy stuff that forms in panties after a woman discharges in them and it dries up

Wendy I was doing your laundry and I noticed you had some Coochie Crunchies in your panties

by SavAvv January 9, 2022

Cappin' Crunch

Fronting or lying in an extreme way. (Cutting the roof of your mouth type of extreme.)

"Bro, you're cappin' crunch, you ain't got hoes."

by Chief315425 January 24, 2022

Honey crunches of goats

A term used when in a situation of some but little distress EX: A friend taking a snack of yours, or your hat, etc.

"GIVE ME BACK MY HAT, HONEY CRUNCHES OF GOATS!!!!!!"

by EatAnKlok February 13, 2022

Slippery Rubber Crunch

when you bite into a dildo thats all lubed up and ready to go, but bite too hard and make your way to its vibrating core.

dude in that hentai, this kawaii lolli pulled a slippery rubber crunch

oh sheisse dude, your such an otaku furfag

by PhrogKillr December 9, 2014

keyboard munch and crunch

When you turn over your keyboard and all the bits and pieces of food and other matter fall out, ready to be snacked on.

Jim was so hungry because he forgot his lunch, so he turned his keyboard over for some keyboard munch and crunch.

by Jules350 December 14, 2015