No canoe

Someone who never leaves a tip. (Because canoes have been known to tip.)

Noun

Hey everybody, cough up an extra dollar for the waitress…Jim’s no canoe.

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Tuna Canoe

A ladies genitals that looks and smell reminiscent of a 'tuna canoe'

"Dear God Racheal, your tuna canoe's kicking out a right stink today."

by hiyalove September 11, 2015

Douche Canoe

Someone who exceeds the level of a normal douch, may be very competitive.

"Dude Jessie is such a douche canoe!"
"Oh my god you're so right"

by Sassy but classy July 6, 2016

E-mail Canon

The act of sending numerous e-mails or posts in a short period of time.

Example 1
Anthony: That's the 8th e-mail from Rick this morning!!!
John: Yeah!! He's aiming the ol' e-mail canon at you bro!!

Example 2
Stephen: You want to troll the Rick Astley message boards?
Matt: Yeah, hold on!! Let me set my e-mail canon to stun.

by Mr. WAT April 26, 2008

Canoed

Whilst overtaking another vehicle, this is the act of winding down your window, sticking your hands out and simulating canoeing strokes with an imaginary paddle. With the intention of letting them know how slowly they're going, and that they've been overtaken by a canoe.

"Ian, you've been canoed!"

by Regents Canoe Club November 3, 2013

peanuthead canoe shoes

Micro-headed rakelike individual with body vastly disproportional to shoe size. Often gullible and easily-led, this (thankfully) rare creature can often be seen in the vicinity of anything with a loudspeaker with pro gravy music blaring out, and practicing Vanilla Ice/MC Hammer mating ritual.

"Pro I've just been run over by a steam roller and now have BARGE FEET; I am now Peanuthead Canoe Shoes gravy"

by Dyah Byah October 27, 2003

Missouri Canoe Blow

Missouri is home to many rivers, including the large Missouri River. The Missouri Canoe Blow involves a large/overweight naked man (must be 250lbs+) standing or treading in the middle of a river (preferably the Missouri River). Whilst waiting for the recipient of his penis, a different person - usually female - is released into the current of the river (going downstream). The recipient, generally naked as well, makes her way down stream using the front crawl if necessary, heading directly toward the erect penis. The man, upright, is perpendicular to the recipient, and the recipient floats toward the penis, smoothly inserting it into her mouth upon reaching it.

This is a very dangerous, yet highly thrilling move. It should not be performed during thunderstorms or when the temperature is below 60 degrees.

So yesterday my buddy was crazy 'nuff to get the Missouri Canoe Blow in the river!

by K1892 November 23, 2010