Crank Rats

A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.

Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")

by Brever February 22, 2019

crank

Slang, verb.

Crank was originated during a weekend at a cabin up north. A group of friends was messing around and near the end of the weekend, someone shouted "This weekend was crank!" It all started there, and the meaning of crank has expanded since then.

Crank is a word that is used during a hype moment. It is similar to a word such as awesome. It is very versatile, however, and you could use it to express moments of glee and/or surprise.

We just won the game! That was so crank!

Thanks for being so crank to me the other day; you've been super cool lately.

Wow! You came out of nowhere, you cranked me!

by ross69 December 27, 2018

Crank

Tiny penis

Alec has a crank

by Georgecrn June 14, 2018

Cranked a yankee

A British euphemism for giving an American a handjob

“Did you hear, Stacy cranked a yankee last night!”

by Kayakayak January 26, 2019

Crank a yankee

A British euphemism for giving an American a handjob.

“So Stacy, are you gonna crank a yankee tonight?”

by Kayakayak January 26, 2019

travel crank

The dump you take when you are thrown off schedule by travel. You feel it build all day, but you can't go until you relax at your destination.

I shouldnt have had airport Chili's, I'll have to travel crank as soon as we get to the hotel.

by Step mom Salad February 5, 2019

Space crank

When two guys self masturbate while seated in a back to back position. This practice stems from the astronaut practice of masturbating back to back to avoid being shot backwards after climax in zero-gravity space

Lieutenant McRae was hoping Commander Bolton would join him in a space crank so the two could safely jack off aboard the ISS without fear of flying backwards into the control panels.

by Lord of Nations August 8, 2022