plant a carrot

When a guido is so drunk he falls asleep inside of the trashy woman he is fornicating

"Ay, Vinny, why don't you slow down, you look like you might plant a carrot."

by BoomBangBonk November 1, 2013

go suck a carrot

take a hike, scram, take a bath hippie, etc.

Loraz: care to repeat that?
Taron: ah, go suck a carrot, ya freeloader!
Loraz: GRRRRRRRRRRRR!

by Stupidly Sophisticated November 28, 2013

skinned my carrot

When your girl sucks the skin right off of your member.

Yo, bro, my girl skinned my carrot last night!

by Carrot boi May 19, 2018

Bobbing for carrots

To try to suck your own dick

Ellie: Oh my God! I just walked in on my little brother bobbing for carrots! So Gross!

by Sirevkoesbouwfjsqeo August 9, 2019

I’m a Carrot

Something a cool person says.

Cool Person: Hey bro I’m a fuckin carrot.

In this scenario the cool person says I’m a carrot

by Goat Crap October 31, 2020

finn o'carroll

fat cunt

wow Finn o'carroll you are a fat cunt

by Finn342 November 26, 2021

Cleveland Steamed Carrots

When someone puts carrots up their butt and the heat from their butt hole steams the carrots. Then they poop it on their partner. Similar to a Cleveland steamer.

The woman tried out the new Cleveland steamed carrots trend with her boyfriend.

by Bubble guts 13 January 28, 2022